This is me sunbathing

This is me sunbathing playfully and luxuriously in my garden. (The previous picture was in my house.) Sadly there are no pictures of me when I was young on the computer, they are all printed on paper and nice to sit on except that my mum keeps them all in envelopes on a shelf where I can't reach them. I think she should put them all in my bed so I can lie on them and look at them at the same time. A little self esteem never hurt anyone. Even if I am not young young on this picture, even perhaps a bit mature, I don't look a day over 5 even though I say it myself. If I had any ovaries left and was interested in that sort of thing, the local toms would be knocking on the catflap in droves. They still do in fact, and not just because they are after my dinner.